Nyquil

It is a nyquil night
this dream is becoming weird
with my eyes glued to your mocccasins
and beer dripping from my beard
but in my real life I'm cleanly shaven
and your feet are too quick
you have your fleet foot freedom
I take my comfort in a cancerous flick of my bic
we wittle down our souls to something easily amused
so on our weekends we will keep away the blues
there is the 9 to 5, the daily grind
laughter at the copier and we carve away
we shrug off the excess
our bodies sway with the madness
until our minds can keep the time of our lunches
down to the seconds
we can now throw away our watches
replace our clocks with inspirational posters
I recommend teamwork and synergy
hive minds conserve energy

Zombie Propaganda

I'm a shuffling vessel
for brains and bone gristle
a walking pathogen
come to let myself in
what side are you on anyways?
cant you see today is a glorious day
this is an uprising
if your not with us
you will soon find yourself turning
you're a meal we've long been deserving
me and my friends are united
there is no discrimination
buried beneath your nation
our hunger will not be abated
join us
or we will eat your knowledge
with clawing hands
out of your self righteous fucking heads
noobs